this might get buried so deep among all your other asks but I just had to say in TGG Jim came back and decided to kill Sherlock right after he and John inappropriately flirting in a pool talking about stripping and people might talk. Jealous much?
Anonymous

meledol84:

loudest-subtext-in-television:

deducingbbcsherlock:

Yessssss! I never noticed that until loudest-subtext pointed it out and now every time I watch this scene I crack up when I see that mic still hooked on John’s jacket.

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"Ciao, Sherlock Holmes." piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp omg

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now watch me walk away that’s right honey you had no idea what you’ve been missing but now you know

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yeah i bet you will catch me later but only when i want you to

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alright speak into the mic now baby tell me what you thought

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*heavy breathing* "Are you alright?!"

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*heavy breathing intensifies* "Sh-Sherlock!"

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the FUCK is going on in there

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*groaning* "Oh, christ…"

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*gasping for air* "Are you okay?"

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WHO FUCKING CARES JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY SUIT

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*seriously labored panting* "Yeah, me, I’m fine…that thing you did, that was…good."

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THING? WHAT THING? 

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"I’m glad no one saw that…you ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk."

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OH HELL NO 

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"People do little else."

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SORRY BOYS I’M SO FUCKING CHANGEABLE PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS “DOCTOR”

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YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY BE INTO THAT JUMPER WEARING MOTHERFUCKER I PULLED OUT THE WESTWOOD FOR YOU I’M A GODDAMN SEX GOD LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COST AND THAT’S NOT ALL THAT’S BEEN WAXED I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR CRIMINALS CLEAN SHAVEN SO LET’S FUCKING DO THIS

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TAKE ME

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TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE JESUS CHRIST THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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oh my fucking god you’re still into Doctor Wankshit.

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well then you can’t be allowed to continue because it’s Mr. Sex or no one i mean i fucking strapped bombs to people for your virgin ass what else does a boy have to do to get some fucking attention besides dress like your fucking DAD i mean do i need to go shopping for flannel or something?

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omg lol flannel. as if.

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I’ll always reblog this. I can’t stop laughing

mr-reblogbutton:

OH MY GOD PANIC!AT THE DISCO IS IN NIGHT VALE

OMG ALL OF MY DREAMS HAVE JUST COME TRUE

yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can:

rainamermaid:

memewhore:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

SOURCE

HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

OH MY FUCK

Just got through with the first day of school!

My government teacher’s name is Mr.Holmes.

My friend’s algebra teacher is Mrs.Watson.

These people need to get together on Halloween and dress up.

interruptingpanda:

angelsarewatchingoveryoudean:

mahoushounen:

demondeanisathingnow:

pineappledean:

#i dare you to look like this at your friend

Heterosexual staring.

that tag is something writers should see cuz we tried it with my friend and things got real awkward like her boyfriend came and said: “why don’t you look at me like that when i say ily”

I’m gonna try this with a friend and see how the tension escalates.

on my to do list

I tried this with my husband. We had to shower after.

Stac.  We have to do this.  I dare you.  But if things get gay, I’m not kissing you.

you would pay close attention to his underwear
Anonymous

IT WAS A PASSING NOTE STOP READING MY TAGS

my head canon about you is that you secretly hate art but are too good at it to stop
Anonymous

I hate art.  But I also love art.  Damn.

What are your headcanons about me?

spideypool:

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

I DARE YOU WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT ME

Do it.  Let’s see if anything is true.

Woke up at one today.  Had another one of those stupid fucking dreams where someone fell in love with me.  And now look.  I’m awake.  Reading boring summer work.  Yippee.